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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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Man this year flew by.
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twohundredthirty replied to your post: I hate when car dealerships put their kids in… WE WANNA SEE U INA KIA Ugh it was still a kia commercial but a different fucking kid
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I hate when car dealerships put their kids in commercials like what are you doing all I want to do is test drive the car over the kid get the fuck off of my tv. 
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Went to Disney today, my 28 year old brother threw more tantrums than my 2 year old niece. 
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windy-city-dudecore: Forever horngry.
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lostwithoutathought: C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down 
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brooke: I'm so cold. Steeeeephhheeennnn *snaps fingers*
me: *stephen never shows up, Brooke remains cold until she grabs a blanket like the rest of the fan girls that are not fucking their choice of band member*
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Kayla: (talking about Josh Montgomery) See I think his penis is bigger than it looks
Her 7 year old sister: BOO!
Kayla: Oops...
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Omfg this guy cooked goat heads for him and his wife’s anniversary and he ate the eye and she looked like she wanted to die. Why don’t people just eat pb&j sandwiches or spaghetti?…
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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coagulates: if u don’t talk to me first we will never talk
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avengedfuckingsevenfold: Party rock is in the house tonight Party rock is in the house every night Party rock never leaves the house Party rock has no social life I am party rock
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I’m so bored with my life, it’s so routine and I’m tired of it. 
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Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
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I forgot I'm in college.
Can I graduate already? 
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taliasays replied to your post: I’m so excited to go to Disney on Friday. jealosy Agh I wish you were in town so you could come too!
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